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July 27, 2014

The Prodigal Sun

Welcome back, summer! God how I’ve missed you…I think…although, you do seem a little hotter than usual. And was it always this…sticky? Every year, the exact same phenomenon. You embrace the sunshine and bask in all its lustrous glory…for about ten minutes. And then you realise how much you hate the sun. And how ill […]

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July 12, 2014

Beauty is in the Eye of the Mac Holder

Welcome to puberty, girls! Time to strip you of that charming disregard for your physical appearance and imbue you with a sense of embarrassment and self-disgust. That carefree childhood game of dress-up has now become a daily chore you must endure lest you feel like Shrek all day long. Appearances can be deceiving and that […]

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July 4, 2014

Run Fat Girl, Run

Anyone’s news feed beginning to look a little like this?: Friday: Your fit friend is fundraising for their third marathon! Saturday: All of your remaining friends and acquaintances are preparing for a 10k! Sunday: A local pig has just completed his first 5k. That’s right, everyone but YOU. Before I go any further, I wish […]