June 30, 2015

Licence to Kill: The Driving Lesson

The hour had come. The grace period was well and truly over, and it was time to bite the bullet. My destiny had arrived in the form of a Toyota Yaris emblazoned with School of Motoring. Thankfully, my instructor turns out to be an affable gentleman and after the niceties and preliminaries have been exchanged, […]


June 23, 2015

Zombie Nation

Hello, my name is Shelly and I am a netaholic. (Hi Shelly.) This week, I am focusing on a nationwide epidemic as well as a personal addiction: the Internet. People say the things that aggravate you the most tend to be your own fatal flaws. Case in point; I cannot stand to see two people […]


June 9, 2015

A Modern Irish Love Story

Once upon a time there was a young wan named Nuala. She was a beure of a cailín but she was horrid sound as well, and had recently lost a power of weight. She had a decent auld pair and a savage group of hags, but she felt like her life was missing something. She […]


June 2, 2015

Leaving Cert Blues

Don’t let the unusually dismal weather fool you – now is the season of discontent for our dear Leaving Cert contingent. For you college students out there revelling in your post-study bliss, spare a thought for your younger comrades who are about to sit the most hyped yet inevitably pointless examination of their lives. A […]