Character(s): Liv & Emma
Film 'BRIDE WARS' (2009)
09 January 2009
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July 25, 2015

Mean, Girls?

A girl scans the room. She fears she has seen the worst, and a second glance confirms this. The unthinkable has happened. That bitch is wearing her dress. If someone doesn’t immediately reassure her that she is wearing it better than that harlot, she is out of there quicker than Usain Bolt. Why would we […]


July 20, 2015

What’s In a Name?

Debate has been rife lately over the age-old practice of adopting the male surname. In a world that grows ever more liberal and politically correct, women are struggling with how to define themselves once they get hitched. Is this lingering tradition a universally recognised symbol of family, or is it just patriarchal poppycock? It begs […]

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July 14, 2015

Aussie Rules? Isn’t That a Shampoo?

I hate to fulfil such a tired cliché but I am a girl and I do not like sports. Sport is my Achilles’ heel, my Kryptonite and my lifelong foe. The discord stems back to when I was a kid. I never excelled on the physical field and I dreaded any break time spent outside. […]


July 6, 2015

Going the Whole Hog

Six months ago, I gave up eating meat. No chicken, no beef, no fish – nothing with a face. As a self-professed foodie, the task seemed daunting. Sometimes the word vegetarian itself is enough to strike fear into our food-loving hearts, conjuring up other such horrifying notions as ‘low-fat’ and ‘gluten-free’. Pops was adamant that […]